TOP 5 THINGS TO BRING TO COACHELLA

Tis the season for sweaty boobs, aerobic exercise and pants pissing….. no I’m not talking about your granny on a treadmill…. I’m talking Coachella. When headed to the desert this April here is a quick list on a few things you would be a dumbass to forget.

1.) Squirt Bottle

This people-pleaser will get you a lots of attention from the opposite sex when they are sweating their balls and tits off.

2.) Extra Boxers or Panties

For when you shit your pants after hearing Bassnectar.

3.) Roller-Skates

Don’t forget about the roller rink that goes up after the concert on Saturday night.

4.) 24- Case of 8oz. Water bottles

Pour your water out vodka in to get past security.

5.) Recreational enhancers

No explanation needed.

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